My First Hate Mail…From an Old Friend at Carnival Cruise Lines. NICE!
THIS is the hate-filled email I received last night from a very liberal, apparently former friend.
I point out “liberal” lest we forget that no side has a moral high-ground, nor is hate limited to “teabaggers” and other conservatives…READ THIS:
“Dude… You’ve come a long way since making jokes about airport security while performing stand up on cruise ships… I’d like to see your right wing nut job audience react to that joke these days. The IRONY is beautiful, yet shameful.
Man, you were a cool, open minded guy back in the day… you had to be to live with all the “gays” “immigrants” “Hollywood Wannabes” and “lower deck crew” scratching and clawing for a few US dollars to make a better life for their impoverished families at home.
Holy crap you spew some hateful, contradictory, paranoid shite…When did you turn into such a schmuck? And now you’re raising a kid? That’s the real downfall of America… guys like you can breed.”
That, dear friends is hate. Not only was I called names here, but family was brought into it. He insulted the very being of my daughter…OF MY DAUGHTER! Vile, vile scum he is. My beautiful little girl. HOW DARE HE!
Who was it? I’m not saying just yet, because I am better than this slob. He sent me a private email as opposed to a public posting on Facebook. The douchey thing this douchebag did? He douchely un-friended me before I could respond.
He hit me, and that’s kinda fun actually. But then he brought my family into it. And then he ran and hid. Like a snake. Like a rat.
Come to think of it, if he had more hair, he might even look like a rat.
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Like I said in the chatroom when you read the letter during your show, this POS obviously has no children of his own (or even in his life). If he did, he’d have never brought Millie into it.
While I admit I’ve had to unfriend and block a few people on Facebook (usually for religious reasons), I’ve never had anyone pull this kind of crap. That said, I have had this sort of thing happen elsewhere. You’ve undoubtedly seen me mention my FORMER best friend. Our friendship ended with such a tirade, based on something that DIDN’T happen.
Ultimately, I say good bye and good riddance. My life is better off without my former best friend, and yours is better off without that particular prick.