T.J. McCormack

Conservative Talk With a Very Funny Man

I Needed This Trip…~a note from the comfort inn sullivan, missouri

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’m exhausted from the road, and just couldn’t spell or grammar check…sorry for any *yaaaawwwn* mistakes. Thanks for reading and God Bless.

I was angry with liberals in L.A., D.C. and all points in between, but I had to LIVE with the especially annoying bleeding-hearted, back stabbing and hypocritical dolts of Hollywood. I was angry living there and angry as I drove away. Something weird happened to me in the heartland…

Over the last two days of driving east along Interstates 40 and 44 two emotional weather fronts collided in the front seat of my crossover SUV:  The Cold Front being the pathetic, disgusting and racist policies of liberals, led by the Obama administration have come to the fore 100% (We’ve always known they were there, now others are catching on). The Warm Front? America.

As I drove along the news on the XM talk stations was about the Black Panthers being coddled and the Tea Party being villified as racist. When I heard Shelia Jackson-Lee’s “pulled off their hoods” KKK comment, I just about hit the roof…actually, I did. With my fist, I punded the roof of my car.  This is where God and country come in: Almost immediately, God stepped in and had me look out the window. As I gazed, I remembered the past 48 hours of truckstops, motels and restaurants. I remembered the food, the people who served it and those I sat with. I thought about the smiles, the kind phrases and gratitude for my business. I thought about the visions one can only soak in while driving from coast to coast in America. Only here can you start off a day next to a painted desert mesa and end it endless-sky farm country.

All of these things reminded my of why I am optimistic even when I THINK I’m doom and gloomish: Yes, it is an ugly, dangerous situation we’re living through. Yes, we are currently under attack from within. Yes, there are citizens who have been indoctrinated. While this guy and his socialist pals may have the keys right now, we’ll get them back soon enough. While Obama may be doing loads of damage, we’ll repair it. It’s kind of like how all of us normal people think about the environment and the lie of global warming. We KNOW the earth has been here for billions of years. It’s all so much bigger than us, and will survive for billions more, even if we TRIED to kill it. Similarly, America is so much bigger and greater than a wild pack of marxists. She is too deep and loving and welcoming to be trifled with by a daft thug like Obama and his ilk.

Just when my rage and fury were getting the best of me, I calmed down and looked around. I took a breath and thought about the smiles, the thank yous and the wishes for a safe journey. Barack, Rahm and the rest got nothin’ on all the greatness America is. No matter how much they hate her. America is NOT what they want the world to think she is. No matter how hard they try, America will never be the socialist dump they want it to be. We’ll get her back on track, and ensure that America will always be what I’ve experinced in the days I’ve been driving east from L.A….

America the beautiful. America the strong. America the smile and the hand up. America the tolerant and inclusive. America the Rockwell painting and baseball. America the Jewish and Christian. America the soldier and his family. America the factory and the farm. America the poor and the rich and the in between. America the billboard and the biscuit. America the cowboy and the Indian. America the great superhighway and the dusty dirt road. America good and bad, but much more good.

Like the song tells us to, we gotta stand beside her. Now.

All ABOARD…The Anti-Semitism Express!!!!

Today, Wednesday June 9 2010, Barack H. Obama pledged $400 Million  to the Hamas-led Palestinian government. Hamas. The United States of America just gave $400 Million to the terrorist group known as Hamas. The vile dogs who blow up Israeli pizza parlors and bat mitvahs. The islamic animals who launch rockets into Israel and take pictures of infants dressed as suicide bombers.

I’m not even sure what I’m more furious about. Is it the terrorists to whom we’re giving the money? Or is it the $400 mil itself? WE ARE BROKE! Barack! Stop that, man! Give that here! Who the HELL gave you the right to hand over $400m, you jackass? That money should go to our poorest poor, or our sickest sick, you douche! That pile of cash should go to our veterans and their families, or to medical research! How about paying down the damn debt, or BUILDING A BORDER FENCE, YOU IMBECILE!

A few weeks back, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu was at the White House. It would have been a nice time to demonstrate our resolve in standing with our ally against terrorism with a State Dinner? A lunch? Maybe a photo op? Nope. Nuthin’ BiBi was last seen busing his own table and retrieving his car from the parking lot after exiting the kitchen door. Then, within days, this administration feted our little panhandler to the south, Calderon with a huge fiesta; followed by his unintelligible lecture to our lawmakers. That’s when our president pulled down his pants. Today he crapped on Israel. Today Obama shit on his own people.

Antisemitism is all the rage. It’s the Beanie Baby of religious intolerance. From the U.N. to Europe to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, hating our Jewish brethren is SO NOW!

I’m still processing this one, friends. I just began to comprehend what that racist witch Helen Thomas said about the Jews going back to Poland and Germany -she’s of Palestinian descent by the way. I’m not really able to wrap up this article by saying definitively what should be done or said, other than I pray that America sees our president and the left for what they really are. I pray the conservative pushback continues, and this 40 year era of runaway liberalism begins it’s end this November. I pray this administration is liberalism’s Waterloo.


OH That Dirty Sanchez (I Had To)

I am disgusted with Congresswoman Linda Sanchez, as is at least 70% of Arizonans and 60% of all Americans. Can we just agree to agree that she must go? Even if you are a partisan liberal hack Latino socialist reconquista, you gotta at least be embarrassed by her oafish amateur pandering technique. There is no other way to put this. She stood at a podium in a tiny meeting of local democrats and…made stuff up. She fabricated bull crap. What’s wonderful is she was caught when she thought she was off the record. Someone with a ten dollar recording device caught her while she spun tales which served to stoke the flames of racism.

This woman is a hateful, spiteful American. She is happy to divide Americans on racial lines in the most crude way possible in order to steal a vote.  That’s what she’s doing by the way. When a politician lies like that, when a politician hatefully uses race to smear fellow Americans…PRIVATE U.S. CITIZENS, then it is stealing votes in my estimation.

What is it these days with liberals just out and out shitting all over private citizens. All of them from the president, through Barbara Boxer right on down to Dirty Sanchez. They just love calling names, ridiculing and casting aspersions upon Americans…Bankers, soldiers, policemen…as long as you’re not an Islamic Radical Terrorist, you are bound to be ridiculed, demonized and crucified just for being there.

This is another little milestone along the road to the end of the liberal shit fest that’s been perpetrated upon us since Nixon gave them everything they wanted. This administration is OUR Watergate, and liberalism’s Waterloo.

This Dirty Sanchez is more filthy than her sex act namesake. Shame on her, and shame on any one American who votes for her.

Somebody In High Heaven Just Smelled Something Stinky

Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, Mr. Honesty himself Bill Clinton and the little guy Joe Sestak. Two Chicago thug politicans and the smarmiest southern democrat to ever breathe. Two arrogant bullies with ties to violent people and a man who was happy to see friends go to jail on his behalf while obstructing justice for others. We’re supposed to believe that little Sestak is telling the truth? We’re supposed to believe that if there was more to tell…THAT HE WOULD?

The notion of coming clean against this triumvirate must make Sestak crap his pants like a toddler after oatmeal. If we’re honest here, we know…WE KNOW that the lunch Obama and Clinton had on Thursday was a story-writing session, and Sestak was given his marching orders immediately thereafter. Today he stood on the Capitol steps and way way way too politely answered questions…delivered his lines.

This guy was running as a Washington outsider. He beat Arlen Specter in the primary making the case that Specter was a business as usual beltway hack. I imagine Sestak had a Goodfellas Henry Hill moment today. After meeting the press I can picture Clinton taking him aside and telling him he’s proud of Sestak for not ratting on his friends, and for keeping his mouth shut. Then, walking down a set of steps Sestak is met by a crowd of corrupt congressmen and senators. Charlie Rangel steps forward and exclaims, “OH! You broke your cherry!”. And the boys rush up to hug and kiss and congratulate Sestak for earning his bones as a bona fide crook on Capitol Hill.

Rally In Downtown

Time You Liberals Sober Up

The Coffee Roaster in Sherman Oaks where cute brilliant Conservatives are sure to be found.

I’m sitting here on formerly vibrant Ventura Blvd in formerly lovely Sherman Oaks, CA at the always good Coffee Roaster. It’s a small mom
and pop that does really well in spite of it’s location a half block from Starbucks.

So I’m sipping and thinking about how badly I need to write a new article, and how hard it is for me to think of something about which
to write. Then Punk and Slob walked by. Two stubble-headed, scruffy-faced un-tucked embarrassments, and I was reminded of a topic I’ve been meaning to WRITE about for quite some time…

What the heck has become of some people’s appearance? I mean this in terms of how they sound as well as look. Punk and Slob were awful in both regards. Each was wearing filthy jeans which were slung below their hips exposing their underwear their heads were shaved in a sloppy menacing way, and one was walking a savage looking pit bill. As they walked past me, as if on cue, I heard the following, “…so I said I’ll punch your **cking face in and p*ss on your girlfriend. Really, these guys were just lovely. In the spirit of intellectual honesty I curse like a sailor but not in public, and (generally) not in mixed company.

I’m seeing more and more pigs these days. Both men and women of all ages. I don’t have a low threshold either. I know when I’m looking at a mom who had to run to the store in pajama bottoms because the baby needed milk, just like I know when someone is just letting it go for a day.  That’s usually because there’s some clue as to what is normally there. The hair is pretty nice, clean shoes what have you. There’s also usually something about how they carry themselves that tells you a bit about who they are. The problem is this subset of people who look like hell, and talk like uneducated thugs at perfectly audible levels with no regard for who may be able to hear…ALL the time.

What’s really irksome about the situation is that I will be labeled by some as old-fashioned or judgmental. People will make fun of me and ask me if I think we should go back to men in suits and women wearing little gloves….YES! What is so wrong with that? What is so awful about a nation of people who feel good about themselves? A country where people hold themselves in such regard that they feel they owe it to THEMSELVES to present themselves nicely!

The reason this seems like such foreign notion is, of course, liberalism. Liberalism has succeeded in draining that kind of pride from so many people. Liberalism says stop caring, stop trying. You’re probably not going to make it -certainly not without our help- and when you don’t succeed, we’ll be there to throw you some salami and a little walking around money. Liberalism says you don’t have to take responsibility for anything, including making others uncomfortable or outright offending them. Liberalism says come as you are, and let the decent people deal with it.

The hallmark of liberalism is people being told over and over that they are not enough until they believe it and act as such. That same state of mind is also the one of the calling cards of alcoholism and other addictions. I’m an alcoholic who is nearly 5 years sober. Every single day I wake up feeling, actually KNOWING that I am not enough, that I’m not worth it. It’s been that way for a long time. There was an awful stretch where I was a slave to alcohol. I needed it to deal with everything life threw at me. I needed booze for good times and bad, because bad times sucked and good times felt undeserved.

See where I’m going here? The human spirit is meant to be free and strong and self determined. People whose spirits are broken tend to become dependent on other people and things to cope, to survive. By the grace of God, I am free, as of today from the grips of booze. I give a damn about myself because after I pray a a little each morning I know am in fact worth it, and I am the point. Every aspect of my recovery is conservatism is action. I get up early and stay up til my eyes close.  I take responsibility and show up when I say I will. I admit when I’m wrong yet I stand up for myself when I am wronged by someone else. Then I pray for them and forgive them for their transgression. I also carry the message of recovery and do my best to look after those who need looking after.

Liberalism is an addiction. And just like Big Tobacco gets fat off of people’s weakness, so do liberal politicians.  The goal of liberal leaders is to get people addicted to government. They NEED broken, dispirited people sucking on the federal breast. Today’s democrats are not JFK-type democrats. They need as many people as possible to have their first thought be, “What can the government do for me?” They create a feeling of worthlessness, of not being enough. They create the agony of desperation while promising to ease the pain. Once addicted, they get a voter for life.

Beginning of the Shift…Let’s Hope

This is a quick one here, gang…

Although there have been many false final chapters for both Liberalism and Conservatism over the years, there HAVE been cultural changes leaning left or right in America. I swear I’m not trying to sound like a political scientist or sociologist, but I do acknowledge I’m moving into a realm above my current pay grade. Considering I’m contemplating foreclosing on my house, you can imagine my current pay grade. Now, moving on…

The last big full shift that I can think of was the move to the left in the early 70s. Vietnam was an undeniable mess which set the stage for the greatest “I Told You So” of all time. Nixon and his crew were just so so so Republican. The media were frustrated socialists who had been keeping a loose lid on their ideology and hatred of America. Along came two such liberals Woodward and Bernstein who took down the establishment. Then the media and show business joined left wing politicians in the dance they had been longing for forever. It was the opposite of McCarthyism which ushered in this current  sad state of affairs. This was the genesis for the follies of political correctness, children having children, class warfare, the DUMBING down of our society, the rewarding of bad behavior etc. And that’s just MTV.

Well, friends, after arrogantly sauntering into the White House and smugly telling us what time it really is, this tragedy of an administration has officially gone too far. They have over reached down our throats with handfulls of government and regulation and wealth re-distribution.

In this new era of an INFORMED electorate, this gang has been caught at every turn. Once we saw they were serious about being everything we feared they would be; after they brought in communists and truthers,  bought GM, bought banks and started dictating salaries we were on guard. Within the first three months we saw the Tea Parties. By Summer representatives were being lambasted in town hall meetings from coast to coast. Coming in November is the great tilling of the soil so badly needed for decades.

After WWII, there was a nice conservative feeling in this country for about 30 years until about ’74. The ugliness of this liberal stranglehold has had it’s 36 years. Things have reached a critical mass. America sees the changing of the very fabric of our culture, and we don’t like it.

Well, no more. It’s over. Now.

Eff Sean Penn And The Rest Of ‘Em

Humanitarian and Gift From God, Sean Penn was asked about people who have been criticizing his efforts in Haiti as being a show or self-serving. Sean Penn -Humanitarian- said this: “I haven’t had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them. Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.” He can say that…he can say that. Now, most anybody else in any other strata of society says something like that, and they’re hung out to dry. The media would pillory them in the town square, and any career or aspirations would be over. But not for Sean Penn.

Sean Penn -Shitbag- can say whatever he damn well pleases because he sends money and makes sure he is photographed in a boat in New Orleans. Sean Penn -Scourge on Society- is the most awful kind of generous person: The kind who throws resources at causes, and then hides behind those efforts whilst being an awful human being otherwise.

Most of the disingenuous slobs gathering at the Kodak Theater tomorrow night will be doing the same thing. These people who tell us how to live our lives, who criticize our government and support those who wish to tear it apart, will all be hiding behind ribbons of one color or another. They’ll don a dress or tux worth more than many people’s yearly salary, and then preach to us to “…give more”.

Eff that, and eff them!

Let us all please send a message to the vile liberal elite in Hollywood. Let’s let Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon and Julia Roberts know that their time is up. We’re sick of them and their preachy whiny BS liberalism. LET’S BOYCOTT THE OSCAR BROADCAST TOMORROW NIGHT.

You can follow along with Drudge to keep score. You can see all the photos and highlights on Monday.

2010 is the year Conservatives take back America, so why not hit the media and Hollywood where they live? Let’s read a book tomorrow night, play a game or watch home movies. Let’s do something OTHER than watch TV, or at the very least…

LET’S BOYCOTT THE OSCARS!

Oh, and Eff Sean Penn.

You Can Keep Your Cup of Sugar

We live in a Leave It To Beaver neighborhood. The houses were built in the late 40′s early 50′s by returning GIs, many of whom were in the aerospace industry here in the San Fernando Valley. The quaint little homes on small parcels make this area a west coast Levittown, NY. Unfortunately, the majority of the people who inhabit the houses around me are nothing like the generation which built them.

One just has to stroll around the block and imagine what a shangri la this must have been in say, 1956. Everyone was grateful for what they had, and happy to share it. The Joneses were a family you had over for dinner, not the people you kept up with. Kids would play happily in the LA weather, and would respectfully say hello Mr. So and So!

Today was an exception to the LA weather rule. It rained. Hard. During a break in the clouds my wife took our 13 month old daughter out for a quick walk as both had been cooped up all day. After a few minutes, Andrea came home and called me to the front room where she stood soaking. She went on to tell me how a neighbor of ours had sped up our street and splashed her and the baby.

I let a lot of stuff go. Mainly because I’m small, and have NEVER been good at confrontation. Recently, however I’ve been playing the role of the neighborhood speed gun cop. I’ve been the douchey guy mowing his lawn and yelling at speeders to slow the hell down. By the way, these speeders are not cut-throughs or visitors. They’re neighbors. People with kids who live within our 6 or so square blocks of 50′s charm. I’ve sent out email blasts through our neighborhood association list, brought it up at meetings and spoken to anyone who’d listen out on the curb.

Up until today, I had only knocked on a door once. That was to address a ridiculously hot Asian chick who drives her massive Chevy Avalanche like Steve McQueen. Seriously, she revs the effin’ monster and peels out like a funny car, and rolls through the stop. One day she did it and lost control just slightly as she passed where some kids often play. I’d had it with her, and walked right up there. I figured the worst that could happen would be some porn scene come to life with me on the receiving end of a very humble apology…followed by her showering with my wife. Boy, can I digress? Anyway, turns out the big dude who came to the door had been approached already about Elwood Blues with the great cans. Apparently he said something to her, because she behaves herself these days.

Well, the thought of my baby being fouled by street water was enough to send me out the door without thinking twice. Andrea described the car and the general location of the drive it turned into. There it was: Smallish white car, diagonal to the right, fresh wet tire marks. As I walked up the driveway, the woman who lives there happened to be outside. I explained what happened. She said she hadn’t been out. I pointed to tire marks, and she finally gave up her aunt. I said my wife and daughter’s safety far outweighed my desire to be  a friendly neighbor, and that she better tell her aunt to take it friggin’ easy on MY street. Yep, I’m a badass now.

What’s the point of all this? Where’s the conservatism? It’s here: The liberals in LA have a special kind of stink. It’s an arrogant attitude that you simply must experience for yourself. They simply have NO concept of how their actions, words etc. affect the people around them. They feel by voting a certain way and cutting checks to right feel-good organizations they go and do as they please with no ramifications…because there rarely are any consequences. The yard signs in my area were 100% liberal. I mean that too. There were JOHN EDWARDS signs all over the place! You would think based on the literature and commercials during the campaign about these altruistic, fair-minded people who feel your pain, that my neighborhood would be an inviting, tolerant place where people follow rules and lend a hand. With a tiny few exceptions, nothing could be further from the truth. I am surrounded by some of the most selfish, mean-spirited foul people I’ve ever come across. I’ve been tailgated, whizzed past and told to go eff myself. These things have happened with my daughter present, and many times with their children present as well.

Do conservatives act this way? Of course they do! Am I singling these people out for some political reason? OF COURSE I AM! I’m doing it because liberals long ago claimed a moral high ground. They have made it their industry to paint conservatives as selfish arrogant haters, when they themselves are even worse offenders based on the hypocrisy of their message.

Liberals hate. Liberals are selfish. Liberals are racists….just like everybody else.

So there.

My First Hate Mail -From An Old Friend At Carnival Cruise Lines…Nice, Huh?

THIS is the hate-filled email I received last night from a very liberal, apparently former friend.

I point out “liberal” lest we forget that no side has a moral high-ground, nor is hate limited to “teabaggers” and other conservatives…READ THIS:

“Dude… You’ve come a long way since making jokes about airport security while performing stand up on cruise ships… I’d like to see your right wing nut job audience react to that joke these days. The IRONY is beautiful, yet shameful.

Man, you were a cool, open minded guy back in the day… you had to be to live with all the “gays” “immigrants” “Hollywood Wannabes” and “lower deck crew” scratching and clawing for a few US dollars to make a better life for their impoverished families at home.

Holy crap you spew some hateful, contradictory, paranoid shite…When did you turn into such a schmuck? And now you’re raising a kid? That’s the real downfall of America… guys like you can breed.”

That, dear friends is hate. Not only was I called names here, but family was brought into it.  He insulted the very being of my daughter…OF MY DAUGHTER! Vile, vile scum he is. My beautiful little girl. HOW DARE HE!

Who was it? I’m not saying just yet, because I am better than this slob. He sent me a private email as opposed to a public posting on Facebook. The douchey thing this douchebag did? He douchely un-friended me before I could respond.

He hit me, and that’s kinda fun actually. But then he brought my family into it. And then he ran and hid. Like a snake. Like a rat.

Come to think of it, if he had more hair, he might even look like a rat.


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